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  Kris Longknife’s Relief

  Mike Shepherd

  KL & MM Books

  Contents

  Copyright Information

  Chapter 1

  Chapter 2

  Chapter 3

  Chapter 4

  Chapter 5

  Chapter 6

  Chapter 7

  Chapter 8

  Chapter 9

  Chapter 10

  Chapter 11

  Chapter 12

  Chapter 13

  Chapter 14

  Chapter 15

  Chapter 16

  Chapter 17

  Chapter 18

  Chapter 19

  Chapter 20

  Chapter 21

  Chapter 22

  Chapter 23

  Chapter 24

  Chapter 25

  Chapter 26

  Chapter 27

  Chapter 28

  Chapter 29

  Chapter 30

  Chapter 31

  Chapter 32

  Chapter 33

  Chapter 34

  Chapter 35

  Chapter 36

  Chapter 37

  Chapter 38

  Chapter 39

  Chapter 40

  Chapter 41

  Chapter 42

  Chapter 43

  Chapter 44

  Chapter 45

  Also by Mike Shepherd

  Kris Longknife’s Relief

  Grand Admiral Sandy Santiago on Alwa Station

  by

  Mike Shepherd

  July, 2017

  Copyright © 2017 by Mike Moscoe

  All right reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any electronic or mechanical means, including photocopying, recording or any other information storage and retrieval system, without the written permission of the publisher.

  This book is a work of fiction set 400 years in humanity’s future. Any similarity between present people, places or events would be spectacularly unlikely and is purely coincidental.

  This book is written and published by the author. Please don’t pirate it. I’m self-employed. The money I earn from the sales of these books allows me to produce more stories to entertain you. I’d hate to have to get a day job again. If this book comes into your hands free, please consider going to your favorite e-book provider and investing in a copy so I can continue to earn a living at this wonderful art.

  I would like to thank my wonderful cover artist, Scott Grimando, who did all my Ace covers and will continue doing my own book covers. I also am grateful for the editing skill of Lisa Müller, David Vernon Houston, Edee Lemonier, and, as ever, Ellen Moscoe.

  Rev 1.0

  Note to long time readers of Kris’s saga: Due to the limitations that impact self-published books, the small caps that has highlighted talk on Nelly Net has been replaced with ALL CAPS BUT IN A SMALLER FONT.

  1

  Grand Admiral Sandy Santiago, Commander of the Alwa Defense Sector and Upside Viceroy, eyed her desk. “I need a vacation,” she said with a deep sigh.

  She certainly had earned some time off. She’d led a battle fleet all the way from the other side of the galaxy to Alwa, expecting to sail into one hell of a fight. Instead, she found that a very pregnant Kris Longknife had killed something like a trillion blood-thirsty aliens. Her Royal Highness had also destroyed six mother ships, each about the size of small moons, and nearly wiped out the wolf packs of thousands of warships constructed and crewed by those mother ships.

  She’d left nothing for Sandy to do but clean up the leavings.

  Sandy snorted at that thought.

  Of course, every great battle leaves a very great mess, and Sandy had taken over just in time to run the clean-up detail. First, she organized a refueling operation. Most of Kris’s battle fleet ended up stranded, orbiting a dead planet all to hell and gone with bone dry reaction tanks. Once the damaged and the feisty were separated out, the dinged-up ships were convoyed back to Alwa. Sandy led those that still had more fight left in them off in a pursuit of the surviving alien ships.

  That had led to a fight that gave Sandy her first taste of how these aliens fought. They never surrendered! They fought with their last gasp of air, struggling to kill a human. A human that was only vermin to them.

  These aliens were vicious. Totally murderous. And they wanted to wipe out all intelligent life in the galaxy.

  Kris Longknife was right. They either had to be destroyed or taught to surrender. All evidence to date pointed to them being very slow learners.

  As if all that wasn’t enough, Sandy had orders to establish normal relations with the wild cats. While humans evolved from apes, the sentient people of Susquan had somehow managed to evolve from something a bit like Earth’s cats.

  Hard to believe, they had somehow built a high-tech civilization while keeping the same basic attitudes as cats: both house cats and tigers. Pet their fur the wrong way, and they’d scratch your eyes out, both literally and figuratively. Try to get them together for a major project and everyone went in their own direction. As they say, it was like herding cats.

  Oh, and these kitties had their claws on the nuclear button.

  Kris Longknife must have done something right where the cats were concerned. Maybe it was saving them from an attack by the survivors of an alien raider wolf pack she’d already destroyed. Maybe it was challenging them to a united effort to get to their moon. Whatever it was, the cats had made some real progress by the time Sandy showed up in their sky.

  They’d been about to launch an unmanned, or is that uncatted, probe to their moon.

  Sandy had been invited to watch the launch, and the less said about that the better.

  By the time Sandy left the cats behind in her rearview mirror, she needed a vacation.

  So, of course, on the way back the monster aliens managed to lure Sandy into a trap. They might have succeeded, but the cats begun a disarmament effort by giving Sandy several thousand of their atomic devices, all in the twenty to thirty megaton range.

  Sandy had used the cats’ atomics to blast the trap before the aliens could spring it. Even then, the surviving alien cruisers had done everything they could to close with Sandy’s squadron and kill some humans even as Sandy’s battlecruisers shot them out of space.

  These aliens were just flat out crazy! We’d had problems with the Iteeche when we first bumped into each other, but we finally worked that out. Now, humans were living peacefully with the birds of Alwa and the cats of Susquan. Sandy needed to get her head around these murderous aliens that looked so much like us humans if she was going to effectively command the defense of the Alwa system.

  Sandy very much wanted to visit what her scientists thought was the aliens’ planet of origin. Then home world

  Then the humans in the Alwa system took off on a crazy binge.

  Depending on which message you put any credence in, Granny Rita had nationalized all the means of production in the Alwa system or Abby Nightingale had organized the workers and first level supervisors into a union and they’d downed tools and gone out on strike.

  Granny Rita, no, Rita Nuu Longknife. She might have married into the Longknife Legend, but she was there at the creation and Longknifes, like tigers, did not change their stripes. The sneaky old lady had talked everyone, which, sadly enough, included Sandy, into splitting the Viceroyship that Kris Longknife had held. Sandy would be the Upside Viceroy handling everything in orbit and any aliens they needed to negotiate with. Rita would be Downside Viceroy to the Colonial humans, the survivors of her old battlecruiser s
quadron and their children, grandchildren and two or three more generations, as well as to the birds that were native to Alwa.

  It seemed like such a good idea at the time.

  Sandy had gone off to get some kind of accord with the cats. Rita had said she’d keep the home fires burning and everything would be great.

  Well, the old commodore gotten something burning. The entire production program was going up in smoke!

  Sandy eyed the Nationalization Decree. It was in fancy language and presented in fancy calligraphy but there was nothing nice about it. Rita had used a subordinate clause in her Viceroy warrant to nationalize every bit of production in the Alwa system that used either Colonial or bird labor.

  That might not have been a problem, except, in order to get the maximum use of her limited immigrant workforce from human space on the other side of the galaxy, Kris Longknife had created a workforce where immigrants, Colonials, and birds worked side by side on just about everything. Kris had mixed crews

  working on everything right down to the last nut and bolt!

  Oh, and they provided part of the crew for every battlecruiser under Sandy’s command.

  “Boy, did Rita Nuu Longknife screw us,” Sandy muttered to herself. She had a message flimsy on her desk beside the decree. It was from Abby, Kris’s former maid and jack of all trades, and assassin of some.

  SORRY ABOUT THE MESS. I DIDN’T WANT TO CAUSE ALL THIS TROUBLE FOR YOU, BUT...

  Sandy glanced around her day quarters on the USS Victory. She’d managed to delay tackling this mess just long enough to transfer her flag back to the flagship that had brought her out from Wardhaven.

  Strange that, out on the tip of the spear, she’d had to immediately put her fleet, mostly brand spanking new ships, into the yards for a reduced availability. Here on Alwa Station, they’d used pluck, ingenuity and a total disregard for patent laws to figure out how to manufacture the new crystal armor. Derived from the technology that was used in quantum computers, the stuff was a wonder and a life saver. It slowed lasers to a manageable speed, diffused the energy out all around a battlecruiser’s hull and then dissipated it back out to space.

  The first thing Sandy had to do upon arrival was sideline her ships to get them extra protection.

  There were some definite advantages to having an industrial base ready to snap to and do what the fleet needed to save all their lives.

  Assuming, of course, that the industrial base wasn’t suddenly under an old Longknife’s control or out on strike because of a Longknife’s maid.

  Sandy shook her head, took a deep breath, and prepared to face whatever music the devil and the piper wanted her to pay for.

  2

  Sandy had called all the guilty parties to what they might think of as a meeting, but she considered an Admiral’s Mast. She knew that legally, she had no control over the civilians. Still, none of them had offered a way out of this mess. They knew that Sandy commanded the Navy forces in this system. She might not have the legal authority to settle this, but she certainly had the de facto power.

  She also knew that using that power was a losing proposition.

  Pushing powerful people like these around might work for a bit, but it would be a disaster in the long run. Every time a military junta tried its hand at running an economy, it rapidly went to the dogs.

  Like the dang cats, she needed to pet some humans’ fur just the right way or they’d scratch her to ribbons. The problem was, what exactly could she do to pet them and get them all happy again?

  How had Kris Longknife done it for four years?

  After as much reflection as the trip in from Jump Point Alpha allowed, Sandy had decided to put on a show that just might intimidate everyone into resolving this problem as a group rather than make Sandy lay down the law.

  “Computer, contact Captain Penny Pasley.”

  “Yes, Admiral,” her computer answered in a voice amazingly like Penny’s.

  “Could you please have your computer expand my day quarters into the tribunal chambers we discussed? Tell Mimzy I want this room as intimidating as possible.”

  “Mimzy says you might want to stand up, ma’am.”

  Sandy did, and watched as the Smart MetalTM of her desk and chair melted into the floor. Everything that was on it or in it folded into a box and disappeared into the wall behind her. That wall, as well as two others moved away from her quickly enough to weird her out a bit. It did, however, make the room much larger. The deck was now covered with a lush blue carpet while all four bulkheads and the overhead suddenly transformed into a direct view of the star-studded space around them. The deck now appeared to float in the vacuum of space.

  The view was enough to take your breath away, if not give you vertigo.

  In the middle of the room a large mahogany wood conference table rose from the carpet. It looked to weigh a ton. Sandy rapped it with her knuckle as she strode carefully up to it. It felt solid even though she suspected it was all hollow.

  Such was the magic of Smart MetalTM.

  Comfortable chairs of wood and leather began to also rise from the deck. One single chair at each of the long ends and another one in the middle with its back to the door. Sandy went to the long end that let her face the door. She settled into a comfortable chair that had just appeared there.

  “Computer, tell the chief to bring them in.”

  A moment later, a chief yeoman opened the door and admitted a line of silent people.

  Captain Penny Pasley led them in. She was Sandy’s Chief of Alien Intel and general advisor, helping Sandy adapt to all the alien cultures she had been dumped in . . . including both the bird Alwans and the Colonials. She moved quickly to join Sandy.

  A chair rose from the deck for her at Sandy’s right elbow.

  That was the second reason for having Penny in this meeting. Her computer, Mimzy by name, was one of Kris Longknife’s Magnificent Nelly’s children. Offspring of a sentient computer, Mimzy was a great help when it came to moving Smart MetalTM around. Sandy’s computer might make a hatch open in a bulkhead or several types of standard chairs appear. However, it took the artistry of a Nelly-level computer to create something like what now surrounded Sandy.

  PENNY, Sandy said on Nelly Net, a computer to computer communication device that gave humans a near telepathic ability to communicate around Nelly’s kids, I NEED THE DECREE AND THE STRIKE ORDER. I LEFT THEM IN MY DESK AND ITS CONTENTS SEEM TO HAVE VANISHED WITH IT.

  A moment later, without a word spoken aloud, the two items appeared on the conference table in front of Sandy.

  THANKS.

  Behind Penny came Vice Admiral Benson, the commander of Sandy’s base force. It was the work of his yards to repair damaged ships, and, in their spare time, to spin together new battlecruisers faster and better than any yard back home in human space.

  It was also an important portion of his workforce that had downed tools and headed for the nearest bar. Strange, Sandy had seen no picket signs, but then, when everyone is on strike, picket signs don’t add much to the conversation.

  The admiral stepped around the table and a chair rose for him a bit away from Sandy’s left elbow.

  Following directly behind him came Admiral Kitano. Like Kris Longknife before her, Sandy was using her as her vice commander and had left her in command of all Navy forces in the Alwa system when she went off to her confab with the cats. Kitano had been more than a bit embarrassed to have to report this mess to Sandy on her return. Sandy had assured her that she didn’t consider this situation her fault.

  It’s not like all this crazy civilian carrying on could be put to rest by locking them in the brig and feeding them bread and water.

  Amber took her place at Sandy’s immediate left.

  Now came the primary culprits.

  Each had asked to bring a coterie of advisors to give themselves their own peanut gallery. Sandy had squelched that. She wanted them, and them alone. If they couldn’t stand the pressure, the sooner they folded, the s
ooner good people could get back to work.

  However, Sandy seriously doubted any of these three would fold under any pressure she could provide. They were tough. If they weren’t, most likely they would have died long ago.

  A gray-haired woman, who might have been a young fifty but Sandy knew was a rejuvenate hundred plus, came in next. A look into her steel gray eyes told you all you needed to know about how hard those years had been.

  The old woman had worn many names, Rita Nuu Longknife as a bride, Commodore Longknife as commander of BatCruRon 16 during the Iteeche War. When the survivors of her ships washed up on Alwa, they managed to talk the birds into giving them the chance to scratch out their subsistence on the land that was so worthless that the birds didn’t want it. The Commodore had led them through the starving years, giving hard order that she had not been reluctant to back up with a hangman’s noose.

  While the later generations fondly called her Granny Rita, those she led then remembered her as a hard, demanding task master. She’d earned their respect, but rarely their love.

  At the moment, Rita was Downside Viceroy for Planetary Affairs. It had seemed like such a good idea to Sandy to split one of the jobs that Kris Longknife had held between herself and Rita.